Welcome to my 1st edition of "Not Me!" Monday --"Being brutally honest and living to tell about it! " I decided it would be a great idea to keep a permanent record of all my shortcomings as a mother, teacher, wife and friend. Oh yeah, and I LOVE SARCASM!!

This blog carnival was created by "MckMama". You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have NOT been doing this week.

I most certainly did not spend "Martin Luther King Jr. Day" making a gingerbread house with my daughter, that's absurd, "Not ME!"...

I am certain that this picture was taken on a cold, snowy day in December--probably the same day or day after our neighbors gifted our children with this gingerbread kit!

After lunch I would NOT, could NOT have fed the kids decorated gingerbread cookies---come on, "Not ME!", after all I am fully aware that it...is....JANUARY!

While playing Scrabble online with my sisters, I would never use a word that I didn't already know the definition for, "Not ME!"

Lastly, this is NOT a picture of the youngest member of our family learning to do something before her older brothers, "Not Her!"....
**In all fairness to the eldest and middle children of mine---she DOES chew gum at least ten times more often than her brothers!